A CHILD’S birthday party has been organised specifically to f*ck up the whole weekend.
Instead of having it first thing in the morning like considerate parents, six year-old Charlie Bishop’s mother and father have ensured that the whole day is written off so the little arsehole can eat cake and prance about with all his toys.
Nikki Hollis, mother of Bishop’s friend Jack, said: “Even the evening would be better, because then you can do something first. But no.
“I don’t work all week so I can spend my weekend waiting around to go to some kid’s party, then recovering from it afterwards.
“If you’re going to have a party, get the f*cking thing out of the way early. Surely even the biggest cretin knows that?”
Bishop’s idiot parents have not only ensured that 14 families have had their entire weekends spoiled but also expect to be thanked for it.