A MAN who does not indicate at roundabouts thinks he is a carefree pirate of the road rather than a cretin, it has been confirmed.
Tom Logan, 37, has not used his indicators since he passed his driving test 20 years ago, believing that letting people know the direction he is driving two tons of speeding metal is bowing down to ‘the man’.
Logan said: “I view myself as being a bit like Tom Cruise in Top Gun, breaking the rules and being a maverick. I even wear mirrored shades because they make me look super cool, and not at all like a massive twat.
“My favourite place to not indicate is actually on the motorway. I also overtake in the slow lane, which is what Genghis Khan would have done if he regularly drove from Banbury to Leamington Spa on the M40.”
He added: “Driving is a masculine pastime like fighting. Which I would never do because when I get out of my Audi Q5 I’m actually terrified of the world.”
