CONCERN was growing last night that Ofcom, the media watchdog, is being run by a bunch of nancy-boy poofters.
The regulator was accused of flaming gayness after it launched an all-out hissy fit against Chris Moyles, Radio One's morning oaf.
Moyles was censured for singing like a whoopsie in a way that could offend other whoopsies, as well as being generally horrid and dressing like a binman.
An Ofcom spokesman said: "After careful consideration we've decide that he's just a big, fat, ugly piggy-wig. And talk about rough trade, I wouldn't touch him with yours.
"I'm sure he thought he was being oh so hilarious but he was actually being a total bitch. The BBC needs to tell him to just be nice."
Media analyst Julian Cook said: "While Ofcom being queer is not, in itself, a problem, one thing that is guaranteed to provoke negative feelings towards the gay community is a major public body issuing terribly important statements every time a stupid DJ makes a stupid joke about a stupid pop star.
"Ofcom needs to realise that people can work out for themselves that Chris Moyles is a tit instead of launching a major investigation every time some arsehole picks up the phone."
Cook, who admits his first name is slightly poofy, added: "Everyone needs to calm the fuck down and stop being so gay about everything."