IVF reproduction has been attacked by a pair of fashion designers who have created a mountain of overpriced rubbish.
Dolce and Gabbana said IVF babies were ‘synthetic and chemical’ before unveiling a pair of idiotic looking plastic sunglasses that cost £350.
Domenico Dolce said: “We use only the finest Brazilian and Nigerian chemicals to create these wondrous eye statements which protect you from the storms of life and help you see the world’s true beauty.
“We carefully attach our D&G logo to the sides so others will know they are in the presence of someone who lives their life as an epic poem.
“And after a while, if you go off them, you can just chuck them in the bin.”
Meanwhile, Stefano Gabbana unveiled the company’s latest fashions including a skirt, a dress and a blouse which would change the world because they are blue and have zips.