A GROUP of 13-year-olds has revealed plans to get wasted this Christmas by eating a lot of chocolate liqueurs.Quietly determined
Despite being forbidden to drink more than one small tantalising glass of wine with dinner, the adolescents vowed to get properly intoxicated on syrupy alcohol encased in chocolate.
Pubescent hedonist Wayne Hayes said: Weve actually been eating chocolate liqueurs constantly since October, apart from a brief hiatus when Liam had a diabetes scare.
But after ingesting vast amounts of Cointreau and Baileys-filled confectionary, Im pretty sure were not pissed yet, although I have been getting terrifying sugar rushes.
Surely the alcohol must start working soon. I hope so, because my dentist says I have the teeth of a 17th century sailor.
The youngsters procured the chocolate liqueurs from grans, corner shops and the backs of cupboards where they had been placed last Christmas after everyone found them sickly.
Fellow teen Nikki Hollis said: I cant wait to find out what its like to get completely off your face on Famous Grouse in a small chocolate bottle.
Earlier I had a weird sensation which I thought might be drunkenness, but it was just creme de menthe fumes clearing my sinuses.
Hayes said that if the liqueur plan failed they would try again with cans of shandy and cider-flavour lollies.