OFFICE workers across Britain have confirmed that absolutely nothing of consequence will be done next week.
This year Friday, December 9th is officially the Last Day of Work before millions of employees get paid to drift peacefully toward the Christmas break.
Office worker, Nikki Hollis, said: “There’s an Excel spreadsheet that I’m going to kick the arse out of today. Next week all I’ll be doing is changing the colours of the column headers and watching stupid shit on my phone.
“Plus, it’s the Christmas night out next Friday so I need to really focus on all the petty grievances I’ve built up over the last 12 months.”
Offices have been asked to save on energy next week by switching off any non-essential items such as computers, printers, telephones and lights.