Lego launches ‘Incredibly Depressing No-Deal Brexit Town Centre’

CHILDREN can construct their own boarded-up UK towns using a new range of themed Lego.

Lego has increased the number of pissed off-looking characters as part of its move towards gritty social realism.

A spokesman said: “Young minds can immerse themselves in the bleak world of no-deal Brexit Britain.

“They can build incredibly grim models of Cash Converters and chain pubs where hollow-eyed old Lego men sit drinking all day.

“Maybe they can come up with a way to make this whole mess work.”