THE University of Life has once again been declared the best educational establishment by bitter middle aged men.
As official league tables declared Cambridge the top university, surly dads declared that all universities were just a load of wankers who look like that Sherlock bloke wearing scarves and having gay sex.
54-year-old Roy Hobbs said: “There’s only one place you’re going to learn anything useful, and that’s in the real world.
“None of this mortar boards and ‘la-di-dah’ nonsense. You want to get out there and start grafting.
“That’s what I do five nights a week in Tesco. It looks like I’m just stacking tins of beans but I’m actually broadening my mind at the same time.”