A LONDONER is perfectly happy about always living in flats surrounded by total bastard neighbours, he has claimed.
Creative consultant Tom Logan admits that he does occasionally have issues with the flat next door, the downstairs neighbours, the couple upstairs and whoever is on the other side of the wall, but that living in London is worth it.
He said: “It’s cool if Alex next door wants to blast her tunes. Really adds to the whole edgy urban vibe, even if it is mostly Celine Dion.
“And this is a 24-hour city that never sleeps, so it’s no big deal if my upstairs neighbours slam doors and shout at each other at 2am.
“There’s actually a really strong sense of community here, and even when there’s an argument about parking spaces that sounds like impending murder it’s just because of the passion.
“With London on my doorstep I’m definitely not bothered about that Spanish guy blocking the hallway with his mountain bike despite me asking him not to 500 fucking times.”
Friend Emma Bradford said: “Tom’s such a wimp. When he lived above that crazy posh alcoholic woman who used to pass out to Beethoven at maximum volume he said it was ‘an amazing cultural experience’.”
