SOCIALLY isolated Tom Logan is celebrating being able to make a ‘vege-wife’ without being labelled insane.
47-year-old Logan, who has lived alone for 25 years, has named his pumpkin Britt Ekland and had a long chat with it about next door’s washing line.
He said: “All year I’ve been waiting to carve a lovely kind, beautiful face into a fruit or vegetable. Thanks to Halloween for making this not weird.”
Logan added: “I’m still hopeful of getting a visit from sexy trick or treat ladies in Bo Peep and Catwoman outfits, like you see in US sitcoms.
“Although thinking about it Britt does have a jealous nature, maybe I won’t answer the door.”