A MAN has confirmed that it is impossible for him to be a misogynist as he is related to and has lived with several women.
Despite doing and saying sexist things on a regular basis, Nathan Muir claims he cannot be accused of discrimination because he always remembers to send his mum a Mother’s Day card.
Muir said: “How can I be chauvinist? I am almost psychopathically protective of my two sisters, which is definitely about respecting women and nothing at all to do with me projecting my toxic masculinity and just wanting to get into a fight.
“So what if I make comments about my female colleagues’ appearances or even sometimes playfully slap them on the bum? It’s all in jest. I clearly like women. I’ve been married to three of them, after all.
“It’s also fine for me to ask waitresses if they have boyfriends and shout obscenities at joggers from moving vehicles. Everyone enjoys a compliment. And if anyone criticises me they’re actually being sexist to my mother because she raised me this way.
“So, yeah, I’m obviously not sexist if I have women in my life. I love my mum, wife and sisters. They’re perfectly pleasant individuals.”
He added: “You know, for women.”