A MAN uses the Screwfix catalogue to find reliable shelf brackets and answers to the great mysteries of life, it has emerged.
Tom Logan dips into the catalogue for advice whether he needs to know the cost of 200 drywall screws or if he has taken the ‘correct path’.
Wife Sarah Logan said: “Tom’s devotion to Screwfix has given us a lovely kitchen, but he’s also consulting it to decide whether to tell his sister-in-law about his brother’s affair.
“He claims it contains more wisdom about life than the Bible – which is true – but he’s always got it with him. Last year when we went to Lanzarote last year it was his holiday reading. He quotes passages to me in bed.”
She added: “To be honest it’s started to help me make more sense of life.
“What are the material things of this life worth, after all, if fire door ball-bearing hinges in satin chrome are £3.03 for a pack of two when buying in bulk?”