A MAN doing the ‘walk of shame’ home from a one-night stand is in fact very proud of having had sex last night, he has confirmed.
23-year-old Nathan Muir, who totally got it last night when he was in no way expecting to, responded to honks and waves from traffic by smiling broadly and giving a tired thumbs-up.
He said: “Shame? It’s only a shame I don’t feel this good every morning.
“And walk? More of a strut, exhausted but imbued with a world-weary braggadocio.
“I just wish some of these people pointing could get off the bus so I could tell them the full story, including that bit which was an unexpected but very welcome surprise but I rose to the occasion, oh yes.
“Ashamed? I’m bursting with pride.”
25-year-old Helen Archer, waking up at home, said: “Uh? Oh thank fuck, he’s gone.”