A MAN cannot admit a TV show he was really into is actually quite shit without looking foolish, he has admitted.
Tom Logan declared himself a fan of generic sci-fi series Paradox Shift several years ago and now has to pretend to enjoy the increasingly repetitive programme.
Office worker Logan said: “I’ve told so many people it’s brilliant and wanked on about these sexy lizards aliens called the ‘Nanoids’ so much I can’t admit I am bored shitless of the whole thing.
“Last night there was a serial killer and a ‘slow burn’ romance between two characters which is really boring. There’s a mysterious guy in a van but he’s obviously just there to keep you watching.
“Nevertheless I had to tweet ‘ANOTHER GREAT EP!!! Will Agent Ronson turn out to be connected to the Hynde Corporation? Can’t wait 2 find out!!!’. God I hate myself.
“I’d love to just come out and say it’s crap but I’ve invested more time in it than any relationship I’ve ever had.”
Fellow fan Nikki Hollis said: “Paradox Shift is the greatest thing ever made, although I wouldn’t really know because the only other programme I watch is Jessica Jones.”