A MAN is sure his new relationship will be fine if he simply ignores his partner’s beliefs about reincarnation.
Martin Bishop’s girlfriend Emma Taylor shares his interest in sport, cinema, literature and travel, while adding her own belief that she is the reincarnation of a gazelle and that he will come back as an Arctic fox.
He said: “It’s a really good relationship. It really is. It’s just that I didn’t know she was actually serious about all that.
“How it’s meant to work I don’t know, but she is worried about becoming a stoat rather than a dolphin. At which point I try to change the subject.
“She also claims that one of the ducks in the park is her late grandmother. Or possibly Kenneth Williams.
“Apart from that, it’s great hanging out with Emma and having sex with her, so I think it’s best to gloss over this minor area where she appears to be completely insane.”
