A SUNSHINE-INSPIRED attempt to do a social activity not involving the pub immediately died on its arse, it has emerged.
Feeling motivated by good weather, 25-year-old Tom Logan suggested to friend Wayne Hayes that they should do something perhaps involving walking or cycling.
He said: “Maybe later we could go up to that wood that we’re always talking about. It’s supposed to be a nice evening, we could go for some sort of a walk or do a sport type thing.”
Hayes responded warily: “Yeah. Could do.”
There followed a short awkward pause, similar to if Logan had unexpectedly attempted to kiss Hayes, before Logan admitted that it was a shit idea and they should just go to the pub.
Hayes said: “It’s fine to suggest doing things that aren’t the pub, but it’s never going to actually happen.
“I mean I’d like to go to the moon, but it’s just not realistic. Because it hasn’t got a pub on it.”