Man puts big light on again

A MAN has once again put the big light on despite knowing full well that his girlfriend prefers the lamps. 

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Samsung phone owners experiencing closest thing they will ever get to excitement

THE reliable, boring people who own Samsung phones are experiencing their most nearly-exciting day ever.

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