A MILD-MANNERED and socially conscious man descends into a bundle of intolerant raving fury the moment he gets in his car.
Tom Logan describes himself as a feminist with a concern for the elderly and the environment. But once the door shuts on his Citroën C1 he instantly converts to believing speed bumps are the work of woke council do-gooders and women can’t drive because they’re putting their lipstick on.
Logan said: “I believe we owe a duty of care to one another in this world, otherwise all is lost. That, however, is the view of Tom Logan the pedestrian. Tom Logan the driver says if old people don’t want to be mown down on pelican crossings they should get a bloody move on, shouldn’t they?
“As for climate issues, I believe that radical change is urgently required for our children’s sake. But Logan the driver says f**k those smelly, spinach-shoed Insulate Britain protesters, I’ll drive right through you. My kids’ll be all right if sea levels rise because I’m driving them to swimming lessons, so get out of the sodding road.
“Cars are obviously bad for me. I should probably take the bus but public transport is so terrible it would probably just make me even more psychopathically enraged.”