Man sick to death of people disagreeing with him
A MAN has announced that, from now on, people who disagree with him should have the decency to keep it to themselves.
Tom Booker, aged 33, is sick and tired of sharing his correct opinions with others only for someone to unnecessarily and rudely contradict him as if what they were saying was of equal importance.
He said: “Here are some responses I don’t mind: ‘I agree.’ ‘You’re right.’ I’ll even accept ‘Very interesting,’ as long as it stops there.
“But when I’ve laid out the way it is, whether it’s on Trump, fracking or the best Lethal Weapon film, at least have the basic good manners to accept my view is unassailably true.
“Honestly, this isn’t your university debate society. I don’t need you playing devil’s advocate to hone your arguing skills. Just say I’m right and we can move on and talk about something else I’m right about.
“Life’s too short for other people’s opinions. Have them if you like. Just keep them inside.”
Wife Sophie said: “Agreeing is the quickest way to shut him up. I can confirm.”