A MAN in a cafe has decided to share the sound of the internet videos he is watching, because he thinks everyone will probably like that.
Generous Wayne Hayes is watching a number of YouTube clips including ‘Greatest football bloopers’, ‘Tits alert!’ and ‘Lad kicked in nuts by horse’ with his smartphone cranked up to full volume.
He said: “I thought about using headphones or even just turning down the sound, which frankly is not necessary on these types of clips. But then random strangers would not be able to overhear and share the fun.
“Like that woman there with two small children. They want to hear someone’s phone speaker saying ‘Bro, you totally got nailed in the nutsack, fuckin’ A!’ in a drunk American voice. It will lift their spirits.
“I’ve got ‘Bikini babe testing machine guns in desert’ lined up next, especially for the pensioner lady drinking her herbal tea.”