Man thinks not liking things is the same as having a personality

A MAN thinks disliking popular stuff makes him interesting, it has emerged.

Stephen Malley is vocal about his distaste for Game of Thrones, football and pizza, and believes himself to be a waggish contrarian rather than a tiresome reactionary bellend.

Malley said: “I’m just wired differently. Whereas the average person enjoys things like blockbuster movies, or arthouse movies, I think they are all rubbish.

“Also holidays are bullshit and the Call of Duty games are overrated.

“Animals are shit too.”

He said: “I set up a dating profile to show off my esoteric character. I even put ‘NOT a fan of The Simpsons‘ on there.

“I don’t have any dates yet, but that’s fine because I hate sex anyway.”