Man thinks playing guitar makes up for his awful personality 

A MAN has insisted his ability to play the guitar more than makes up for this utterly dreadful personality.

Wayne Hayes, a complete arse who is also in an awful band, told his colleagues that he knows he is ghastly ‘but what great musicians weren’t?’.

Hayes said: “I can bounce around the place like I’m Liam Gallagher and my musical genius will just make up for it.

“Do you think Keith Richards says ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ and is generally nice to waiters? No chance.

“Leadbelly killed a guy. While I’m not looking at going that far, it’s good to know I’ve got the option.”

Hayes’ girlfriend, Emma Bradford said: “If he wasn’t in a band I wouldn’t entertain his company for a moment.

“That may say more about me than it does about him, but he really is the most unbearable bastard I’ve ever met.”