Man who can’t keep a phone screen intact decides to get a dog

A MAN who cannot keep his phone screen intact for more than a month has decided to get a dog.

An air of morbid fascination has taken hold among the friends and family of Tom Logan who has, in the last 18 months, broken six phones, written off a car and been the cause of one small house fire.

Friend Martin Bishop said: “I love him, we all do, but I worry about any living thing in his care.

“I wouldn’t trust him to keep my plants alive. Mainly because I did that once and he managed to kill them all and somehow flood the kitchen.”

Logan is pushing on with his plan to get a rescue dog, despite friends raising the question of whether being placed in such clear danger can actually be defined as a rescue.

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Woman spends entire holiday photographing her legs in front of some water

A WOMAN has spent an entire holiday taking pictures of ‘views’ that just happen to be behind her tanned legs.

Nikki Hollis has posted more than 50 pictures of her legs lying on beaches and next to swimming pools.

Hollis said: “I just wanted to capture all the beautiful scenery I saw on my holiday.

“The turquoise oceans, the white sands, the inviting pool.

“But who cares about that shit, look at my legs! My lovely, tanned shiny legs, see how they shimmer in the sunlight in front of the big water and notice how the blue sky compliments my nail polish.

“My legs are living their best life.  #blessedlegs.”

Facebook friend Emma Howard said: “I bet the rest of her looks like sh*t.”