Friday, 6th December 2019

Man who can’t keep a phone screen intact decides to get a dog

A MAN who cannot keep his phone screen intact for more than a month has decided to get a dog.

An air of morbid fascination has taken hold among the friends and family of Tom Logan who has, in the last 18 months, broken six phones, written off a car and been the cause of one small house fire.

Friend Martin Bishop said: “I love him, we all do, but I worry about any living thing in his care.

“I wouldn’t trust him to keep my plants alive. Mainly because I did that once and he managed to kill them all and somehow flood the kitchen.”

Logan is pushing on with his plan to get a rescue dog, despite friends raising the question of whether being placed in such clear danger can actually be defined as a rescue.