A MAN who proved himself no good in any other area of life has been similarly useless at teaching.
Tom Logan, a failed actor, writer, musician, entrepreneur and officer worker assumed trying his hand at teaching would be simple.
However, after four years actually working at a school, colleagues and pupils alike have suggested he may have overestimated his capabilities.
Fellow teacher Donna Sheridan said: “The first suggestion to me that all was not well with Tom’s abilities was when he threw a blackboard eraser at one of the pupils. That may have been his experience of school discipline in the 1970s but it’s not how things are done today.
“We don’t even use blackboards anymore at so I’m not even sure why he brought it in, except as a weapon.
“As for his teaching, he completely ignored the modules and put on a History Channel documentary about the Nazis, then disappeared for 40 minutes for a cigarette break.”
Logan said: “They told me I was woefully inadequate but would I stay on for the next three years? No other bastard will do the job.”