A MAN who made a point of drinking water in between each pint of beer did not impress anyone, it has been confirmed.
Julian Cook, who was on a staff night out, insisted drinking water helps him maintain ‘full control’ while also setting a good example to his colleagues.
He said: “And I had a big meal before I came out and I won’t be mixing my drinks neither.”
During the evening Cook also bought a round of shots for everyone in a move witnesses described as a ‘desperate bid to prove he was fun’.
Colleague Norman Steele said: “Unfortunately the shots were ‘Sourz’, which is only 15 percent.
“He may as well have come back with a shot of wine for everyone. Then he stood there drinking a glass of water while we pretended to be grateful.”
Cook then finished the evening by having a very small puff on a colleague’s cigarette outside the bar.
He added: “Yolo!”