A MAN is obsessed with using the expression ‘nailed it’ even when it is totally inappropriate, it has emerged.
Tom Booker constantly uses the phrase to describe points made by everyone from his mates in the pub to characters in films, even when they are stating the fucking obvious.
Office worker Booker said: “It’s like last night in the Bear’s Head when Gary said you shouldn’t believe everything you read on the internet. He totally nailed it.
“Then the other day I was watching a comedian on Dave channel and he couldn’t work out why it takes women so long to get ready. God, how I laughed. He totally nailed it too.
“I love it when someone makes a profound point like that. Then I can say they nailed it which shows I’m the sort of highly perceptive original thinker who nails it too.”
Friend Emma Bradford said: “I really wish Tom would stop it. Yesterday he said ‘Do or do not. There is no try.’ I asked what the fuck he was on about and he said ‘Yoda totally nailed it.’”
Booker’s last use of the phrase was on an internet forum 11 minutes ago where he complimented another poster for pointing out that Brexit was going quite badly.