A FATHER of three has admitted to deliberately staying late in the office so he will not have to endure the utter hell of eating dinner with his family.
Tom Logan often works until after 7pm because his normally adorable children turn into ‘complete arseholes’ during meal times.
Logan said: “My three-year-old once screamed for 30 minutes because his peas were too green.
“My two-year old actually threw her fish fingers on the floor then cried because her fish fingers were on the floor.
“Meanwhile, the baby will spit disgusting orange slop everywhere and then my wife will finally lose her shit.
“Fortunately, by the time I get home it has all calmed down nicely and I get to enjoy my food in peace.”
Tom’s wife, Judith said: “If that bastard works late again tonight I will cut his balls off.”