MEN have united to confess that every last one of them looks at dirty stuff on their computers.
Reverend Tom Logan, delegated to speak for all men, said: “Henceforth, it shall be known that every single one of us with broadband, a monitor facing away from the door and 15 seconds of alone time has made the conscious decision to view bad, crazy things.
“Try not to despise us. We are but pathetic slaves to our private parts and putting us in front of a box that conjures up tits and fannies is the same as putting a labrador in front of a pile of sheep droppings.”
He added: “We men are like Frankenstein’s monster, flawed in conception and doomed to corrupt all that is beautiful.
Women have responded to the statement with a mixture of weariness and incredulity.
Emma Bradford, said: “I’ve looked at my boyfriend’s internet history enough times to know that X-hamster isn’t a website about recently deceased pets. Then again, perhaps it is.”