MEN who cannot find the pub toilet disguise the fact by striding manfully, it has emerged.
Researchers found that men who need to urinate would rather stroll around looking confident while utterly lost than show weakness and ask a regular.
37-year-old Roy Hobbs said: “I have spent nine hours looking for the toilet in an unfamiliar pub.
“You can’t ask anyone because they might sense your vulnerability and kill you, or worse still deliberately direct you to the wrong door which is in fact the cleaner’s cupboard.”
Plumber Tom Booker said: “The important thing is to never look lost.
“If you go to the wrong end of the pub, pull out your phone and pretend to read a text while subtly turning around.
“Remember the toilets may be in a Portakabin, or some other outdoor structure.
“If all else fails, wet yourself and pretend some clown spilled their drink on you.”