Momentum member thinks he’s in the resistance or something

A MAN who has been leafleting for Labour campaign group Momentum is convinced he’s going to ‘dismantle the system from the inside’.

Martin Bishop has attended three meetings in a drafty church hall and been to a banner-making workshop, and believes his ‘mission’ to help get Jeremy Corbyn into power is as dangerous and courageous as the fight against the Nazi occupation of France.

Bishop said: “Momentum are the only group who can crush the political elite, secretly infiltrating the establishment like a Trojan horse full of people like me who are really quite cross.

“They’re going to change this country one protest at a time and I’m going to help them, unless it’s raining.

“It’s a war against the establishment and I’m on the front line. Oh no, hang on. I mean I’m part of the underground, fighting the evil capitalist oppressors from the bottom up. Or the inside out.

“Whichever way it is, it’s still war. Not an actual war with actual fighting or anything though. That would be scary.”

Bishop’s girlfriend Nikki Hollis said: “I’m going to have to dump him. He was honestly more attractive when he was into World of Warcraft.”