A NEW bar will be called ‘Pretentious Shithole’ after the owners realised that is what most people will call it anyway.
The new ‘Pretentious Shithole’ will be opening this weekend in Stevenage with a vast array of stupidly expensive cocktails that will be served out of a tiny blue bucket.
Bar manager, Tom Logan, said: “Our aim is for this to be the most pretentious, twat-filled shithole around so we thought we would just go all out and put it on the front door.
“Our original name was ‘What? That Fucking Shithole’, but we thought that was a bit too meta, so we’re going more mainstream.”
He added: “And by the way, instead of male and female symbols on the toilet doors, we’ll be using colourful medical diagrams of the male and female genitalia.
“We dare you to not hate our guts.”