BOLLOCKINGLAND in Kent is the first theme park just for angry parents who want to publicly tell off their children.
The new attraction includes themed bollocking areas such as ‘I Don’t Know Why I Bother-Zone’ and ‘Every Time We Try To Do Something Nice This Happens-World’, where parents can reprimand their offspring without fear of getting funny looks.
A spokesman said: “We all know that family outings are really about having a massive public meltdown at your children for their perceived lack of gratitude.
“Of course everything’s fine again afterwards. Well not immediately, maybe the following day.”
Mother-of-two Mary Fisher said: “I explained to the children that they were going to get bollocked a lot but it was a different sort of fun bollocking.
“Not like when I lost it at Chessington World of Adventures because they both dropped their lollies.
“They still cried though. Overall I’d say it was a strange outing, slightly better than Legoland.”
