A STUDY has revealed that the ballache involved in parking your car when going anywhere makes it not worth leaving the house for anything at all.
Researchers found that circling endlessly around car parks, trying to reverse park on busy city streets and paying absolute shitloads for the privilege counteracted any enjoyment from shopping, visiting beauty spots or going on holiday.
Professor Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, said: “Technically there is good stuff out there in the world. But there’s no way you’ll ever enjoy it once parking’s involved.
“You might pretend you’re taking in that nature reserve or having fun at Alton Towers. But all you’re really thinking about is the twatting machine that ate your coins or the f**king app that refused to download.
“87 per cent of visitors to a lovely Cornish beach were, when questioned, entirely focused on having to leave the car parked in a dodgy corner spot where someone’s bound to scrape it. The other 13 per cent were children.
“Staying home is much better for your mental health than trying to watch a film terrified that you’ll come out and there’ll be a ticket on the windscreen, or worse yet a clamp on the wheel.
“And don’t even think about public transport. That’s far worse.”