Sunday, 25th October 2020

Parents convinced teachers must have superpowers to cope with this shit

AFTER one week of attempting to teach their children at home parents now believe teachers must be superhuman.

Mothers and fathers across the UK are in awe of people who take care of around 30 children every single day without swearing constantly.

Mum-of-three Emma Bradford said: “I love my kids but I had no idea they were so annoying. Are teachers secretly from another planet where they have great powers of calmness?

“I can’t do phonics without being interrupted every few seconds with unrelated questions like ‘What’s my chin for?’ or ‘Can we go to the park?’.

“And I had no idea it was even possible to lose your pencil, rubber or ruler 600 times while sitting at a desk.

“I just find it very strange that teachers aren’t losing their shit every five minutes, so they must be using some kind of supernatural power to get kids to sit down and shut up.

“At this point, I would not be surprised to find that teachers are all great sorcerers.”