A MUM with passive aggressive tendencies has become a grandmother who will constantly judge her daughter’s parenting.
Carolyn Ryan from Derby ‘doesn’t mind’ that her daughter never comes to visit ‘for longer than five minutes and is excited to become a nan who questions every single child-related choice her daughter will make.
Ryan said: “I’ve always loved being a mum who can say things to her daughter that piss her off in a way no one else on earth can.
“Now she is a mother, I get to criticise and undermine her in a whole new way. It truly is a magical time.
“Sometimes I’ll do it with a disapproving look or eye roll, but mostly I plan to let my daughter know exactly how much I’m judging her by making comments to relatives that are likely to get back to her.”
Ryan has already identified a few key areas ripe for judgment, including that her daughter is planning to work close to the due date and that she’s bought the baby unnecessary gadgets.
She added: “My daughter won’t accept how tired she’ll be in those early days, and I’ll be there to constantly remind her she’s brought it all on herself.”