A MAN keeps telling people they should put aside their differences over Brexit like he is Gandhi or something, it has emerged.
Teacher Martin Bishop likes to imply he is wise and above petty tribalism, but actually just wants to feel superior without getting into any arguments.
Bishop said: “We all need to move on from the referendum and stand together to overcome the challenges ahead. I’ll explain in detail how that will work in practice some other time.
“Britain must not become divided by hate as it was during the civil war, although to be honest most Remainers just seem quite annoyed and most Brexiters don’t seem to care what they voted for.
“Even so we need to learn from the great peacemakers in history. People like Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Nelson Mandela and me.”
Colleague Emma Bradford said: “Martin says we should respect each other’s opinions, but that’s difficult when my gran voted on the basis of her irrational fear of Asian doctors.
“However I do agree with my nan that Martin is an arse.”