THE Queen is the wokest, most politically correct person in the entire British Isles, it has emerged.
The Lord-Lieutenant for London, Sir Ken Olisa, confirmed that Her Majesty supports Black Lives Matter, Extinction Rebellion, Stonewall and Antifa, and believes that all borders should be abolished.
He said: “I met the Queen, knelt as I believed was Royal protocol, and she joined me in taking the knee while holding her fist in a black power salute and muttering ‘Smash the state’.
“We got talking about her politics, which are strictly old-school anarchist with an underpinning of Mao and Marx, and she told me that capitalism is the real virus killing millions and that the revolution will be bloody and necessary.
“After that we discussed lighter topics like micro-aggressions, the necessity of trigger warnings, white fragility and the weaponising of white women’s tears, and the evils of cultural appropriation, all of which she’s zealous about.
“It was a lovely chat. Did I bring up her six palaces, position as head of the Commonwealth, vaults full of stolen jewels and treasures, towering white privilege or Prince Andrew?
“No. I didn’t want to be impolite.”