A WOMAN trying to perform a controlled, sensual boob-jiggle for her boyfriend accidentally triggered less welcome jiggles elsewhere. 

29-year-old Hannah Tomlinson had intended a sexy tit-shake to excite her partner when emerging from the shower but fears the reverberations spread and set off a less attractive full-body wobbling display.

She said: “The boobs quivered very alluringly, so no problem there. Unfortunately that cascaded to a number of other body-fat seismic events.

“Belly, arms, thighs, all joined in and my suddenly freezing in place only precipitated further rippling, continuing for what felt like a good ten seconds. I wanted a saucy tit wiggle that would not go amiss in a burlesque show. Instead I’ll be lucky to ever get laid again.

“I should have realised boobs are only a gateway shake. The rest of me joined in like the single pebble that begins an avalanche. I’ll only let him see me naked again after core exercises and rigorous psychotherapy.”

Boyfriend Oli O’Connor said: “I don’t know what the rest of her was doing. There were breasts visible.”