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Rail strikes 'will make visiting in-laws absolutely impossible'

THOUSANDS have immediately decided it will be impossible to visit their partner’s family this Christmas after hearing something about rail strikes.

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Hangover mocks your feeble 'cures'

YOU shall not banish me with your so-called remedies, your hangover has confirmed.

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