THE world’s wealthiest one per cent also have most of the dark, messed-up secrets, it has emerged.
Experts at the Institute for Studies found that super-rich ‘one-per-centers’ all have disturbing things in their past which you would not believe even if they showed you photographic evidence.
Billionaire Tom Booker said: “I didn’t get where I am today without doing some monstrous things that had to remain concealed.
“For example, I have a secret twin brother who was born with one leg shorter than the other. We dressed him as a girl, renamed him ‘Molly’ and had him imprisoned in a Scottish castle so that he didn’t compromise the family bloodline.
“A journalist found out about it so I had her thrown down a well and made it look like an accident.
“I can tell you these things now that I am so rich as to be above the law, but there’s some other stuff about the long term health effects of fizzy drinks that I must take to my grave.”