SCOUTS are at supermarket tills asking for a charity donation to crush your groceries.
The scouts, who are aged 11 to 14 and could not care less, are demanding a mere pound to pack your shopping so badly that its value has been reduced by a third before you have even paid for it.
Carolyn Ryan of Stafford said: “Want Whoops! quality without paying Whoops! prices? Get the Scouts in.
“They’ll pack tins of beans on top of lettuce on top of milk on top of cream cakes, pulverising everything and finishing it off with a precariously perched bottle of wine that slips out and shatters on the car park.
“Those kids earned every penny of the £23.61 they cost me. Even my bag for life is dead.”
Scout Stephen Malley, aged 13, said: “You think this is fun for us? We have to do it to earn our anti-capitalism badge.”