A SCREAMING baby is just saying what everyone is thinking, it has been confirmed.
Tiny infant Francesca Johnson’s ungodly howl has been met with nods of agreement from all the adults within earshot.
Johnson’s aunt Nikki Hollis said: “As soon as she started making that ear-splitting shriek I was like ‘yes’. My car needs petrol but I can’t be arsed putting any in, I work like a dog every day just to make some bastards richer and I have one of those bits of nail that keeps getting caught on my sleeve.
“She’s got it spot on.”
Family friend Stephen Malley said: “It’s Tuesday, it’s raining and there’s that sense of ennui that you can’t put into words. It’s such a relief to hear it expressed.
“It’s been on the tip of my tongue for the last 23 years.”