Woman gets f**king Easter card

A WOMAN has been left confused after receiving a fucking Easter card from her aunt. 

Joanna Kramer’s bafflement began before she opened the envelope, which clearly contained a greetings card of some kind even though her birthday is seven months away. 

She said: “Then I opened it, and it’s a bunny in a bowtie with the message ‘Hoppy Easter!’ What the fuck? 

“Who sends Easter cards? Why would you send an Easter card? Who would even casually wish someone Happy Easter in the first place?

“And it’s clearly from a pack of ten, meaning there’s loads of us with no clue what to do with this shit. I can’t put it on the mantelpiece with my other Easter cards because I haven’t got any and just one will make me look a right Easter No Mates.

“Also it’s not Easter for ages, so she’s clearly posted it early so as not to miss the big day and she’s expecting one back. And I’ll do it even though it’ll make me hate myself.”

She added: “I’d be fine with an egg. An egg would have made sense.”