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Six things to be staggered at the f**king cost of

EVERYTHING costs more than previously, but these six items cost more than you are capable of comprehending. Reel at the sheer cost of these: 

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A middle class holiday itinerary vs a working class holiday itinerary

AFTER a year of work, you’ll want to spend your holiday doing f**k all. Unless you’re middle class, in which case you’ll want to use it to tediously better yourself. But which is more fun?

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