A PAIR of childless, self-satisfied twats are buying their nieces and nephews some art equipment for Christmas.
Paul and Joanna Kramer are ignoring the children’s letters to Santa so they can give the ‘priceless gift of creativity’.
Joanna said: “There’s nothing more tragic than seeing a child’s inventive mind chained to a computer game or some awful branded Hollywood plastic.
“We used to give wooden toys, often bought from markets, but it wasn’t really getting across what a positive and special influence we are in the children’s lives.”
Paul added: “Patsy, who’s four, is getting oil pastels for landscapes. Six-year-old David is getting ink, parchment and a Chinese calligraphy brush, and Joshua, who’s ten, is getting a block of sculpting wax so he can cast his own bronzes.
“I can’t wait to see their little faces when they open their gifts and realise how thoughtful, caring and visionary their aunt and uncle are.”
Mother Nicola Kramer said: “I can’t wait to see their little faces too.”