UNPROFESSIONAL teachers have welcomed proposals to allow pupils to help set teachers pay.
History teacher Tom Logan said: The kids love me because most of my lessons resemble a less organised version of the London riots.
I also frequently attempt to be down with the kids by telling lame anecdotes about getting pissed at university. It never works and they still think Im a prick, but they prefer it to the Corn Laws.
Now it looks as though Ill be getting a pay rise, and the kids wont even have to learn anything. Everyones a winner.
Roy Hobbs, president of the National Union of Crap Teachers, said: Its about time our members were properly rewarded for years of putting on a video while they go for a fag.