Teenager fails to include word 'legit' in text message
A TEENAGER has committed a terrible faux pas by forgetting to include the word ‘legit’ in a text message.
17-year-old Tom Booker was horrified to discover his message ‘Looool bruh, Messi is the GOAT for real, his skill is lit fam’ did not feature the mandatory adverb.
He said: “I was trying to do three things at once – have a sh*t, replace the loo roll and text my mate Martin. How could I be so stupid?
“I realised my mistake immediately, but it was too late. Now I’m a laughing stock and my girlfriend has dumped me. And she was right to.”
Recipient of the message Martin Bishop, also 17, said: “I couldn’t believe it when I read Tom’s message. It’s such a huge error. Everyone knows that you’ve got to stick a ‘legit’ in before each adjective.
“I immediately unfollowed him on Snap and Insta, naturally. I’m afraid Tom is no longer welcome in teenage society. It’s sad but he has no one to blame but himself.”
Ex-girlfriend Donna Sheridan, 17, said: “Tom who?"