UKIP members ‘must integrate with society’

UKIP supporters can only flourish in modern society by breaking out of their closed communities of aging bigots, experts believe.

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Who the f**k is buying these spinning tops, say internet users

INTERNET users want to know who exactly the fuck is buying these titanium spinning tops that are advertised on every website. 

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