WINSTON Churchill is an uncomplicated hero to Patriot Platform founder Danny Tommo and his balaclava-wearing followers. These are the five quotes he lives by:
“We will shakily livestream them on the beaches”
When Churchill stood up in parliament after Dunkirk to assure the nation that the British people would never surrender, what he intended to convey was that men without custody of their children should film themselves wading into the sea to bellow about Muslims.
“Never in the field of human stupidity was so much owed by so many to so few.”
In paying tribute to British airmen, Winston well knew that one day, a nation of 69.5 million would someday owe the same debt of gratitude to a couple hundred of porky blokes with nothing better to do than turn up outside the Daily Mail offices to make unrealistic demands on behalf of Tommo’s mum.
“I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat, and shoplifted steaks sold cash down the pub.”
During his maiden speech as prime minister, Churchill set out his stall as a man intent on dedicating his life to public service. The same is said of the brave patriots like Tommo, by Tommo, who shun normal employment to protect the nation and thus must earn money by alternative means.
“This was their Violentest Hour.”
The fall of France meant that Britain was Nazi Germany’s next target, and what came next would be remembered as Britain’s finest hour. Inaccurate, because he was unaware that one day a racist Border Control officer would tip Tommo’s team off about a hotel that actually has asylum seekers in it.
“This is the lesson: never give in to logic”
Danny Tommo attended private school, because Britain demands certain standards from its political leaders, so the speech Winston gave at Harrow really hits home. He has sworn he will never relent in the face of facts, court orders, worried texts from mum, or cease and desists from the estate of the late Winston Churchill.
