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We're too busy to take a break, say arseholes who aren't really

OVER half of Britain’s office workers are tedious sods playing the martyr to make everyone else look bad.

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Loony Lefties Ban England Flag Made With Blood Of Dead Argies

A LOCAL community has been banned from painting an England flag on the side of a building just because they want to use the blood of dead Argentinians for the red bits.

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